Newcomer's Luncheon

At Newcomer's Luncheon, you’ll get a chance to hear from key leaders, meet the staff, and ask questions about the church.   Here’s a list of very positive side effects that actual people* who have come to our Newcomers’ Luncheon have reported…

  • 92% have become successful beyond their wildest dreams
  • 96% noticed clearer skin
  • 93% reported lower prices at their grocery store
  • 98% reported firmer abs
  • 95% won the lottery!

Newcomers’ Orientation is held on the last Sunday of each month at 10:45 in the Life Stage Area. Please let us know that you're coming by emailing .  We’d love to see you there!

 

* By “actual people,” we mean “not actual people”.  More like, imaginary people we made up.  No one has “actually” said these things happened to them.